A Quick Hit: Pointless Candidacies

The Race Just Got Even More Silly

Well, boys and girls, the moment we have all been waiting for has arrived. Three, count ’em, THREE new announcements are imminent for GOP contenders to enter the race for POTUS.

Mike Pence, Chris Christie and Doug Bergman are in it to…well, not win it…but… be in it. And I couldn’t be more excited if Les Nessman had tossed his hat in the ring. Actually, I’d be more excited about that.

Burgman lacks name recongnition outside of his home state of,…uh…ya know…the thing.

Mike Pence has a sincerity problem. He’ll swing a few really old born-agains. But he is likely gaming for a demotion from VP to a real job in the next administration just to remain relevant.

I like Christie. He’s un-electable, but he’s going to stir up some shit this time around. As I said in my book, and in a post back before electricity, he should have run in 2012. That was his year. If he had, it is my belief we’d now be looking back on the two terms of President Christie. But he hesitated.

All the talking heads are speculating he’s only in now to torpedo Trump. Well, if that is true, he’s the only candidate with the plain-spoken quality to meet Trump where he lives. It might work.

So that’s the latest from planet Crackpot. Cheers.

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