Facebook is a laugh-riot of ignorance.
You'll love this one.
Everybody knows you have to be careful what you say on our pansy social media platforms. But they get more ridiculous every single day.
Today, a guy posted a really funny piece wishing everyone a Merry Christmas in strong legalize, in three or four long paragraphs of qualifications, clarifications and disclaimers. It was a great statement about what a wussified world we live in these days.
I responded IN QUOTES, “first kill all the lawyers”.
Sadly, the pajama pants kids at FB don’t know anything about the universe prior to their reaching puberty. Otherwise they would have recognized one of the most quoted lines from Shakespeare. And in context is was clearly a joke.
But the panties got bunched anyway. And I got yet more restrictions on my account that are somehow hosing up my IG sync. They were clearly terrified. Poor dears.
They said they would like to discuss it with me but probably couldn’t because they are short staffed because of COVID. That one is even funnier. A company techies around the world would love to work for is still suffering from a long-passed (gasp) pandemic.
Besides, Shakespeare couldn’t code. So there! [breaking into tears]
Cheers everybody. Much love. Like, share, comment, and for God’s sake, change your socks every day.
Notice: No lawyers were killed in the production of this post.