Be seen as COOL. Take the survey. A fun 2 minutes. Tchuss!
Make the P4B even greater than it already IS!
A fun, easy, short, life affirming survey.
I would consider it a personal favor to me if you would sit for these 9 easy, fun and fascinating questions. They were created through exhaustive consideration (5 minutes, while eating a pretzel stick) and curated by the greatest research maven we could find (me…good pretzel).
When booking guests, I am often asked about the demographics of my audience. This is to help me with content and promotion and helps my guests prepare appropriate material and socio-economic level of delivery. My gut reaction to these queries is: How the hell should I know?!?!?! How old? Male/female/lug nut? Ethnicity? I’m not looking at the sons O’bitches! I’m just talking to them. And as I said in my book, I don’t give a damn about race or ethnicity! Well…wait… Okay, truth be told - smart, conservative black women are my kryptonite. But aside from that…!
Of course the professional response would be: Let me pull up that data and get back to you. But…, I have no data to pull!
TO THAT END…please help the P4B feature the best guests, cover the best subjects and keep you entertained in the first rate manner to which you have become accustomed.
Disclaimer: Participation is voluntary. But if you don’t take the survey, I’ll tell everyone you watch Lawrence Welk reruns on YouTube - in your mom’s basement - in you underwear. Eeeew.
Smash the red button!