Music to soothe the pain of an Eagles fan.

Pouring out my heart in song.

As I often do, I turned to the art of rhyme and lyrics to still the turmoil in my soul. No wait…that’s a lie. I never do that.

But, I did this time!

Is it too late for the Birds to design some new, quick, sharp plays right now? I’m talking about the kind of plays the Cowgirls were using last night.

Bloody HELL! What a three-ring circle jerk that game was! Anyway, this is my take on an old classic. Next time I’m in Delco, I’ll hire a crew of day drinkers from a corner tavern to record it.

You know the tune, try it out.

Why, Eagles, Why

Did you blow that victory?

Why, Eagles, Why

Did you rob us of our glee?

No line, no run, no pass.

And the Cowgirls kicked our ass!

Why, Eagles, why

Did you blow that victory?

E-A-G-L-E-S, meh…well…yeah.