My Post Super Bowl analysis.
It's got nothin' to do with bad refs. (But they did suck with maximum suckieness.)
The halftime show
I have always looked at nut-grabbing in stage performances as low-rent - adolescent. I mean what, are these guys 14 yrs old?
Then seeing women imitate it, I considered it as a low-rent way for female artists to undercut “equity”, whatever that really means. Oh, look at me bitches. I’m grabbing my junk too! I’m equal! Low rent and counterproductive.
Now we have crotch-grabbing by a pregnant lady during a Superbowl halftime show. Supposedly, this artist resides at the pinnacle of black, female, pop artist aspirations. There is no hope for the American culture.
But you go ahead and grab that junk, and see how it moves the ball forward for ANYONE!
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Thanks You EAGLES for an amazing year. 16 wins! Amazing plays! Super Classy attitudes! And a special shout out to Coach Sirianni. His reaction to the National Anthem was heart warming and demonstrates the GOOD man he is. He did Philly proud!
While I was spitting mad about THE CALL near the end of the game, I can now step back and appreciate the show these guys put on since the summer. So I designed some stuff for the shop for all my Philly brothers and sisters so we can look back remember this incredible year.
Post game riots
Philly cops have always been a pretty tough breed. At least they were when I lived up there. So if they need to pop tear gas on your ass, you’re seriously cocking stuff up.
Now, I love post game celebrations. And I love Philly sports. People driving around honking horns, people hugging strangers, the noise can be almost deafening! WALL TO WALL JOY!
And I was truly upset about losing to a team whose QB wears his helmet stupidly to keep from squashing his hair poof. I mean - that really hurts.
But I have a REAL problem with post game riots.
They are even more embarrassing if it happens on your home turf on a night when your team LOSES! If you were wrecking shit in Philly on Sunday and the cops gassed you - GOOD! If they thumped your skull, just as good.
And I don’t want to hear any excuses about it being a “sports town”. It is TRULY that. It’s just not a jag off town! If you want to be a jag off, move to Dallas! But they will definitely beat your ass for that stuff.