Schools Worth Billions Are Taking Billions More From YOU!!
It is unjustifiable. The University of Penn and Harvard, the locations of some of the most pathetic antisemitic demonstrations we’ve seen, are the recent recipients of multi-billion dollar grants from the federal government. For the slow among you, that’s your money - my money - OUR MONEY!
What in the name of Sophia Loren’s 1965 tits can justify that - no matter the reason. The schools have endowments worth $80B combined! Why should we be giving them a dime on top of the assistance of guaranteed student loans and direct annual federal support (also unjustifiable)? Do they want to study quarks and AI? Fine. They have the money. They don’t need MORE of mine.
And from the peanut gallery we’ll get this. Oh, but MJ, we don’t want them to spend all their money! Militant Transsexual Sloth studies are important!
Well, cupcake, that’s how endowments work. Alumni and other supporters give you a few bucks. You spent it wisely and discover a cure for Lithuanian crotch rot. And boom! Your support increases! You continue this trend through productive studies and graduating mature, productive citizens.
But modern universities needn’t do that today. They can waist billions of tax dollars, paid for by the 90% of society who will never see the inside of ANY of these institutions. They can each graduate hundreds or thousands of daisies with utterly unproductive degrees in false disciplines, and continue to grow their billions in rich alumni money. Their money managers must be ecstatic!
Don’t put up with another semester of this bullshit. Write your representatives. Tell them colleges and universities are businesses, pure and simple. They need to compete and be treated as businesses. If they are incapable of surviving, they lack the requisite ability to teach our young adults ANYTHING about life!
Don’t consider this as a member of a stupid tribe. Only the most brainwashed daisies in this country would fail to see the argument. If you are a donor or normally hire from the Ivy League, slap them with a 4-year moratorium on your activities. Force them to grow up!
This is what passes for ADULT ACTIVITY on the Harvard campus. Who should tell these douche kits what the wider Arab world really thinks of Palestinians.
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