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Kinzinger's Dorky Video

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Kinzinger's Dorky Video

We needed the laugh! Thanks, Adam.

Matt Jordan

Aug 18, 2025

Transcript

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When the utterly corrupt, Nancy Pelosi picked her illegitimate “committee” to milk the J6 mini riot, two Republicans stood out as perfect stooges to play along.

One was Liz Chaney. Jilted by Trump, she was a woman scorned, a shrew. An amoral, inside-the-beltway power freak, she was ready to do ANYTHING to exact her revenge. This included coaching witnesses. One story went from Trump insisted if they take him back to the Capitol he could calm the crowd to Trump punched and choked his Secret Service driver. That, and lying about evidence, excluding exculpatory testimony and destroying evidence were among her contributions to the circus.

The other Republican rube was Adam Kinzinger. That’s right, crybaby Adam. One of my favorite punching bags. So desperate was he to jettison the principles he was supposed to be driven by, and be at the center of a false narrative, he put on a little show to audition for Nancy’s farce. He worked up some Academy Award tears over the fist fight on J6.

I have NO problem laughing at the performance. That man has shed not a tear for the thousands of kids, living in hell and getting killed every year, in the dumps we call Blue cities. I doubt he’s even spoken out on their behalf. He was a military guy for Chrissakes! But we’re supposed to believe he went all to pieces over tear gas and night sticks? Pull the other one Adam, it plays jingle bells.

That’s just prologue. I don’t know what party Kinzinger claims now. But I do know he has gone all girly, panty-clad Left in search of likes on social media and on his Substack. And by Left, I mean he has nothing to actually contribute. His TDS symptoms rival those of AOC, as does his bitching. This week it is on full, girly display.

The amazing thing about these Lefties, is they are so good at delivering empty talking points, it requires four minutes of reason to slap down every one minute of bullshit they generate. Adam’s whinging rant about Trump’s Alaska trip is no different. I will be about twenty minutes just briefly slapping down each goofy assertion and cock-eyed theory. It would take a fair sized book to give each point the thrashing they deserve.

It’s important that we counter the empty, unhelpful rhetoric in cases like this. Kinzinger, as is usual with his ilk contribute NOT AT ALL to, in this case ending a long and pointless war. I call it that, because as I stated before, there is no scenario in which Ukraine marches on Moscow and forces a surrender. For Putin’s part, the most he can accomplish is the continued killing with no endgame in sight. And people like Kinzinger stand in the way of people who intend to end it. We need to call these people out for the phony wind bags they are.

Kinzinger opens by saying the joint press conference Trump/Putin, wasn’t a press conference. Then he tells us what was said in the press conference. Putin thinks they have a deal but some things need to be ironed out. Trump says we still have a long way to go. But, Adam seems to complain, we don’t have a peace treaty. He also seems to be saying that the only valid press conference is a long one.

You see (now addressing the crybaby directly), what you probably don’t know, is in whatever negotiations that are occurring, there are agendas both sides must agree not to discuss until everyone’s positions are fleshed out. That wold include Zelenskyy’s.

If Adam expected Trump to come home with a peace deal already inked, then Adam is even more stupid than I thought.

“So, what did we get?” Kinzinger asks. Then he provides an incorrect answer to his stupid question. He says we are basically where we were already, except Putting gets to be seen as a hero back home. This is not only empty rhetoric, but it also underscores Kinzinger’s ignorance of power dynamics in international politics.

I’ll start the latter part of his assertion. To some in Russia, Putin will now be a slightly inflated figure having sat down with Trump to air his views. But it’s not the first time he’s sat down with Trump. Some empty-headed people like Adam will read much into that. The most important take away is that he sat down to discuss ending the POINTLESS WAR, YOU DICK!

Also there are still hard-liners in Russia who are watching Putin for signs of weakness. Traveling to meet Trump instead of being seen at the imperial host at the Kremlin could be seen as such a sign. But, like their pro peace counterparts, they know there is much more to the puzzle than that. They are waiting and watching.

And so what, if Putin gets a boost in the polls. Trump didn’t go to Alaska to help or hurt that. He doesn’t give a shit about that. Only stupid people, people who think our job is to referee wars and feed our Arms manufacturers give a shit about the other country’s internal power dynamics. Those dynamics would exist whether Trump was in Alaska seeking an eventual accord, or Kamala was cackling with NATO members making more arms deals. If an honest broker doesn’t respect those realities, he doesn’t get a peace deal.

And, “we’re basically where we were?” I had to play that part twice. I couldn’t believe my fuckin’ ears. “Where we were” on Thursday, under DJT is in a place where peace seems a little more achievable. Where we would be, if people as ignorant and weak as Adam were anywhere near the levers of power, would be the US continuing to argue with the EU over which weapons would be sent to Ukraine. How they can use them. Who is not giving enough. How much was being sold onto the black market. Kids would be sent into the meat grinder with no end in sight. Russia would eventually turn Ukraine into rubble - then bounce the rubble. That is the contribution of the Left to date - because they care. Sniff. Sniff. Sigh.

Now Adam is a geopolitical strategist.

Kinzinger goes on to say that the Russian economy is in the tank. They had to reduce military signing bonuses? Fucking what? Signing bonuses? If you are paying ANY, you have money. If the money was hopelessly short, there would be no bonuses! There would be mandatory military service - period!

And yes, Russia is in deep financial trouble. I’ve stated that myself many times here on the P4B. BUT - they are in much better financial shape than they were before the war. As I argued from the end of 2021, when Putin was clearly staging for an offensive, until today, if we didn’t want war in Ukraine, we needed to kneecap Putin NOW. Take away his ability to do business anywhere. Not with malice. But with intent.

But Biden wanted his shiny object war while at the same time wanted to appear to be doing something about it. Oh, dearie-dear. What to do.

It was decided that we would telegraph the sanctions we would put on Russia, and exempt criminal Friends of the Crackhead, like the mayor of Moscow, a criminal oligarch. Then, to make it easy for Russia to move money around, Biden would spend the next two years slowly laying on the sanctions.

If he wanted to prevent the war, he’d have dropped the whole load on Putin before Russia finished massing troops. And Biden definitely would have wrecked Putin’s oil industry. There would have been no larger war.

I say larger war because Kiev was already fighting battles regularly on the Donbas since 2014.

But Kinzinger wants to diminish Trump’s effort because he didn’t end the fighting already and went to Alaska and didn’t discuss details with the media before a sit-down with Zelenskyy. Adam is an amateur - even more so than me.

More Kinzinger insights

Trump had a line up of sanctions to drop on Russia if he couldn’t get them to the table. He started with a 90 day window. When it looked like Putin wasn’t serious, he shortened the window to about 55 days. That got Vladimir’s attention. At the last possible second, Putin agreed to meet and talk, and Trump delayed the new sanction regime. That is all standard Trump. It’s how he has gotten massive concessions from around the world in the last 7 months.

But armchair quarterbacks, who couldn’t play the game if it came with handles and a set of instructions, like Kinzinger, are criticizing those moves by DJT. Could that be called ironic hubris? I’ll have to check my phraseology.

Crybaby employs a recent addition to the Left adolescent lexicon with the TACO bullshit. It means Trump Always Chickens Out. In reality, what Trump does with tariff threats gets reactions from target countries. When that happens Trump holds his fire. If that doesn’t work, the threats are put back on with dates attached. He’s gotten well over 100 countries, including China to have conversations we’ve not had in years. Trump isn’t chickening out. He is simply demonstrating how much smarter he is than, say, I don’t know…ADAM KINZINGER?

On the subject of tariffs, Crybaby did acknowledge that Trump put a 25% tariff in place against India if they continued to by Russian oil. Kinzinger whined that it didn’t seem to do very much. Well, again speaking directly to the crybaby, it had only been a week at the time of the Trump/Putin meeting and we have to monitor the markets to see if India is still buying. If they are the tariff is put on them and it will be up to them to deal with it. Only a total novice or a dishonest spitballer would not get that.

As I said at the beginning, it takes longer to unfuck what a Lefty says than it takes for him to say it. I am only about 2 minutes into a 5 minute video. There is much more that could be said about each subject, but the stupidity of each point so far is obvious with the least thought, so I am going through list as efficiently as I can.

And this might be the low point. It’s hard to say. I have a long checklist here. This moron, this low rent commentator, has the audacity to criticize the assignment of Steve Witcoff to get the ball rolling with Putin. This RESULTED in the Alaska meet. Witcoff also got several countries together to discuss peace in Gaza and dealing with Iran. That resulted in several Middle Eastern countries backing off their support for the Hamas nut bags and hamstrung Iran from any real moves after we rearranged a mountain for them.

There is criticism of Witcoff for not following diplomatic protocol in his efforts to end conflicts. You know, the protocol that the Biden cabal used to do NOTHING in Ukraine or Gaza throughout his sorry presidency. The hard fact is, with or without Wycoff, Trump has brought together warring factions in six conflicts. Five have cooled or signed treaties. The sixth are at least talking to Trump about an endgame anyway.

But for Adam to call Witkoff “one of the dumbest men possible” would be like Fani Willis calling Melania Trump “one of the least attractive women possible”. Even my girl, Fani, isn’t that stupid!

Again, at this point, the crybaby says no progress was made in Alaska. Putin said I believe we have a framework for a deal. Trump said we’ve made real progress but we have a long way to go. To these aging eyes, Adam - BOY - that’s progress. The fact that they didn’t itemize terms, in the absence of Ukraine, may get Adam’s panties in a bunch, but that’s how the process inches forward.

Crybaby, trying to sound like a smart guy says, “Net-net”…Alaska befits Putin. YES, douche bag! In a negotiation, if their is no benefit for one party, the negotiation fails. Alaska put Putin in the peace game. Now we have to keep him there. Weak-ass hand wringing and Lefty bitching will not do that.

Then, for a military guy, Adam makes his MOST IGNORANT statement of the video. “Ukraine will stop fighting when Ukraine believes it’s time. They get to determine their future.” That is a militarily idiotic assertions. Ukraine’s future depends on more than their mood at any given moment. Without Trump working for a settlement, Ukraine will quit fighting when they no longer have the ability to resist Russia. And that day is not far off. But their is no scenario in which Ukraine can dictate terms or conquer Moscow, no matter how much aid we give them. So, without Trump, Ukraine will quit fighting when Ukraine is conquered. DJT is offering both parties an off-ramp that will look very much like the situation in 2022. Unhappy for Ukraine, but there really is nothing they can do about that. And it isn’t our job to produce a different outcome.

The one statement Kinzinger makes at this point has truth to it is, “If Ukraine quit fighting today, they would lose their country”. Yep. And if they fight on and people who do nothing but oppose without a reasonable alternative thwart Trump’s efforts, Ukraine WILL still lose their country after hundreds of thousands more people die for no reason. So even when Adam is right, he’s full of shit.

More military ignorance

“The idea that Russia is winning is insane.” Kinzinger makes the weak-minded argument that whoever holds or takes the most ground at a given point is winning. Lots of people view warfare this way. He insists “Ukraine is not losing.” He cites the loss of a million Russians (meh, maybe. I doubt it.) But I have to say, if the enemy in on your turf, and you have NO HOPE of ever defeating that enemy, you ARE in a losing position. You damn sure aren’t winning anything!

“For a defending country to win, all a defending country has to do is keep defending itself!” Where did this ass hat learn his military theory? Is he saying to have peace all Ukraine has to do is keep feeding its young to the meat grinder until Russia runs out of bullets? And is that a WIN?!?! He must have snorted two fat lines and knocked back three shots before making this video.

If your adversary runs out of steam and walks away, still pretty much the same country it was before the conflict, and you are ruling over rubble, denuded of your young males, you sure as FUCK didn’t win anything. And THAT is Ukraines best-case future should they follow the Adam Kinzinger school of military thinking.

A stupid assessment, followed by a stupid assertion:

“Bottom line: We don’t know what happened here.” But you just spent five minutes analyzing what you said did happen. But, yeah, you did say earlier that nothing happened here. Geez, Crybaby! Make up your mind!

“Donald Trump shows that certainly he’s not good at this stuff…” Let me recap. Five settlements, two of which the entire world gave up on Sudan and Armenia v Azerbaijan. Now the sixth and biggest conflict of all, the parties on both sides are talking for the first time since Biden wrecked the peace agreement reached at the beginning of the war. He’s goddamn good at it.

“…but secondarily, this war is just going to drag on.” It may. If the arms manufacturers in the West have their way, this war will never end. But if Zelenskyy and Putin each get at least the top two of their five major demands, under Trump’s good offices, this war is history, brother. And in the video under review Adam Kinzinger has shown himself unqualified to assess the possibilities.

“As of now, the United States is not doing what is necessary to end this war, which is to ensure Russia loses.” I must now restate: Trying to ensure Russia loses is exactly how we cause the war to drag on! Is this guy even self-aware? The only thing that is NECESSARY for US to do is to work in our own self-interest. And Russian wheat from Ukraine and Ukrainian wheat from Ukraine is the same wheat.

The fact is, Crybaby, Trump is the only man leading an extra effort to end a pointless war between two hopelessly corrupt governments. There is nothing legitimately demanding he do ANYTHING, shy of his own compassion for the soldiers being killed for no reason.

I thank my personal god that you were not a general in World War II. You have a warped view of wars, and how to fight them.