Kazoo
Far be it from me to gloat about a football game but…wait no, that’s a lie. I’m gloating. I’ve been gloating all week. That was the greatest Super Bowl ever for at least 80% of the country.
Most football fans outside the tri-state area have a love/hate relationship with Philadelphia teams and their fans. And with good reason, I’m sure. We’re pricks. When we’re not being pricks to other teams and fans, we’re being pricks to our teams when they have an off week…or an off day…or an off inning.
BUT!!!
I think most football fans are sick of the vibe the Chiefs put out. And I think our irritation with KC is only second to our utter disrespect for the Cowboys.
For me, the biggest reason, and the pettiest of pet peeves is Kazoo, Patrick Mahomes. I call him kazoo for the stupid way he wears his helmet. He looks like the space alien in the Flintstones. It will cost him a few teeth some day. I get to that in a bit.
And that is my peeve. Several weeks every season I have to watch this incredibly vain KID (he’s got the demeanor of a teenager) wear his helmet so it doesn’t mess up his second rate “do”. It’s so…girly. And he’s convinced it’s badass. Paddy, my lad, I’m sorry to disappoint. It just makes you look shallow and goofy.
And let’s talk about that hairdo. It’s kind of a hybrid ‘fro/mohawk. He goes to great lengths to poof it up. Plus he’s got that head band that looks like a torn tee shirt sleeve with a logo on it. So far, okay. If you feel cool doing that, fine. It doesn’t matter what the adults think, He also has the combination duck tail/rat tail going on in the back. Those were really popular with my sons…when they played little league…30 years ago.
I’m sure Mahomes pays WAY too much to keep his hair just so. So when he puts on a meaningless piece of gear on, meant to protect his average face and cranium, it’s not worth messing up that “do”! He needs to keep the headband visible, the rat tail looking fine, and for god’s sake, he needs the hair to remain poofy for the cameras when he’s on the sidelines.
He therefore props his helmet high on his head while on the field. The headpiece is set forward and the mask too close to his face. His chin straps are never tight. So in the forth quarter, he almost experienced what I warned about earlier.
Jalen Carter came in hard on him. As the ball was knocked from Mahomes hand, Carter hit Mahomes face mask. Luckily for the kid, he didn’t hit it too hard. But consider an errant knee during a sack or while Patrick is sliding for a first down. The knee and the face mask would be driven into the nose and teeth of the wearer.
If you want to see how skewed his helmet is on the field, look at his ears. You can see the very TOPS of his ear through the side of the helmet.
The helmet is THE most important piece of gear a player wears. By the time you reach the age of 16, certainly by the time you’re being paid to play the game, you should be required to wear the helmet properly. Ask Terry Bradshaw. Those pearly whites are not his own. But the staff in Kansas City is too busy kissing Patrick’s ass to do that.
And spare me the bullshit about the VICIS helmet. He’s not the only player wearing one. But he’s the only one who looks like kazoo.
The kid has had a pretty successful run since joining the league. He’s had the kind of run that might make one a prima donna. He wouldn’t be the first pro athlete to think he’s prettier and more cool than he really is. So perhaps this loss, this pounding, this thrashing he received at the hands of God’s team may inspire the young man to screw his helmet on right.
Can you imagine how much MORE dangerous he’d be if he thought less of his prettiness on the field?
Not for nuthin’, but he didn’t take the loss very well either.
A word about the celebration in Philly.
So, your team has won the big game. Great. Get out there. Scream and yell. High five until your hands hurt. We did. My whole family went to MacDade Blvd and danced and laughed and cheered for hours. Best night ever!
But I have to ask. How does the team representing your town winning inspire you to break shit? How pathetic are the people who do that every time a Philly team wins a championship? These are mostly grown ass men. How small are their brain cavities.
I will happily say that less of it took place this year than in past years. But it’s still a problem. I hope somebody is looking at video and these douche bags get rolled up and prosecuted. It’s too over the top, even for ball busting Philadelphia fans.
So here’s a suggestion. Next year, when we win the World Series and the Super Bowl again, bring something valuable with you. Then when we win, throw your own shit on the ground and stomp on it.
Stupid punks.
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Bobby Sr. would have been proud
As of this draft, RFKJ is confirmed. Another victory for the American people. I say that as a person who would have railed against his appointment to Dept. of Agriculture or Treasury. Our views diverge in those areas. But his experience that helps people across the board, regardless of party or demographic, is dealing with Big Pharma.
Bobby has been taking on this monster for decades now. His earnestness is beyond reproach. His knowledge in this area is superior to most people, certainly ALL the people who matter.
Naturally, the Washington Post released a pre-written piece crying a river about how an anti-vaxer is now a part of the administration. This is, as we all know now utter bullshit. The person they are trying to tar is, and has been demanding that vaccines face more stringent testing. The same testing that keep important drugs from coming to market for years, in the name of safety.
But vaccines face little in the way of testing. You are the crash dummy in this scenario. We all were, with the Covid vax which proved to be all but worthless. We can’t know if it worked at all. Why?
It didn’t stop the spread of the virus AT ALL. Old Joe Biden was vaxed and boosted several times. He got the virus several times.
The CDC told hospitals and clinics to stop reporting the vax status of Covid cases. The numbers were clearly embarrassing the government.
And because we don’t have those numbers, we have no way of knowing if the backup position of the CDC was a lie. After they told us the jab would prevent the disease - and it didn’t - they said, well, at least with the vax the virus won’t be as bad. But now we can’t know it that is true.
Anyone who died, who had Covid, regardless of the actual cause of death, was recorded as a Covid death. And because the shot didn’t stop the spread, we will never know if it helped at all, or if the virus simply did what all viruses do - weaken and become progressively more dormant.
And that testing I mentioned, where we are the crash dummies, is a problem with all vaccines. The schedule for preschool kids is now 72 shots. The kids get Hep B shots within two hours of birth, regardless of the mother’s hepatitis status. And we don’t know if there is a connection between multiple chronic disorders and the increase in vaccines…but the timelines run together well. Don’t you want to know?
The other thing RFK Jr wants to pursue is replacing certain chemicals in vaccines like aluminum and mercury. Your body can’t process those material, Don’t let any knucklehead tell you different
These are all things we MUST address. And Bobby will pursue it all like a pit bull. GOOD! And good luck, Bobby!
All that said, the greatest validation of Kennedy’s confirmation is that propaganda pumped out by WAPO before the man has taken a single official action. Such yellow journalism is all the Lefty media have left. If they have an ounce of dignity, they feel dirty for publishing this stuff. But they have the big government system to support regardless of the damage we’ve all known about for a long time…and what we’ve learned in the last two weeks.
Chuck Schumer, that monument to muck, hunched over his podium on the Senate floor this week to tell us that Bobby is a terrible choice for the HHS position because he lacks the experience of people who have been there for a long time. Well, GOOD! These are the people who have caused all the mess I’ve listed here. And they do it because their cronies in Big Pharma want to sell hundreds of millions of jabs unimpeded by clear thinking and oversight. There’s money to be made. There’s gold in them thar kiddies.
The Other Pit Bull
By the time this piece hits the streets Kash Patel will be real close to a confirmation vote, if it hasn’t happened already. We need a clean sweep on nominations because we need this guy running the FBI ASAP! Kash WILL flush the political whores from the top of the system. And morale among the rank and file WILL skyrocket as we already see in the military and the border patrol under Hegseth and Homan respectively.
Again, it is from whence cometh the opposition which validates the choice of Kash. Bill Kristol, one time snooty neocon, now full blown snooty, Lefty poof, is railing against Patel on social media. You’ve seen what I think of Willie here on my Substack. So a vote from Willie, AGAINST anything, is a vote FOR by my lights.
Worcester, Mass.
So Worcester is now a “gender bending” Sanctuary City. Last week we watched the bearded lady circus freaks, hungry for attention, line up to demand everyone in Worcester participate in their delusion. And the gutless losers on the city council caved. 9-2 FOR sanctuary city status. I don’t know who the 2 are, but I hoisted a glass for them. Skål!
The proponents were full of breathy complaints of how their lives were in danger. Right. Exactly how? Pull the other one, it plays Jingle Bells. Drama queens.
So, okay. A bunch of adults who are out there on the spectrum or entertaining a personal kink want to look like the opposite sex. Some will even pay a quack doctor to mutilate them and destroy their own sex and reproductive lives forever. It’s unforgivably stupid, but you go girl/boy/nonbinary they!
But we ALL know where these freaks are going with this. A groomer teacher was among the group of speakers at the town hall. They want to mutilate the kids to validate their own pointless, sick pursuits.
I discussed this with my guest last week, Bob Zeidman. We both spoke of an old theme here on the P4B. “Transitioning” your kid kinky version of Munchausen Syndrome. There WILL be sick parents who will happily give up their kids to these sick people in exchange for some attention at their next wine and cheese party with the beautiful people.
By the way, if you haven’t caught that show with Bob Zeidman, browse to Episode 12 as soon as this is over to find it. That was a great show.
In the next installment of the P4B, we’ll talk about REAL transparency, ICE, your need to be strong and other cool stuff.
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